Time is short! Train hard...
Monday, June 4, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Gear Pr0n: Coyote Ugly?
Plate Carrier, War Belt, Cool Guy hat, and M4 furniture in coyote tan. It sure looks beautiful to me! This guy is ready to go hunting.The Question isn't "When is it Okay to kill a Zombie?"
The question is, "How do I kill them all most efficiently?"Loyal readers, I'm sorry I've been gone so long. I've been busy working, taking classes, traveling, sharpening my weapons, etc. But I can see my absence has allowed a certain slack in the Zombie Awareness Community.
The Blog io9 has actually published an article entitled, "When is it okay to kill a Zombie?" You can access it right here: http://io9.com/5884288/when-is-it-okay-to-kill-a-zombie. Don't be taken in by these moral relativists: zombies are dangerous and must be exterminated as quickly and cleanly as possible. the only moral obligation you have is to determine that your target is, in fact, one of the animated undead. And believe me, I know from long experience, that is usually not hard to determine.
Do not waver in your purpose, friends.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Unprepared! UK City is forced to concede they can't hold back Zombies!
The United Kingdom's Leicester City Council was recently forced to admit they had no contingency plan for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8567867/Council-quizzed-over-zombie-invasion-plans-by-resident.html)"Concerned citizen" Robert Ainsley filed a request under the UK-version of the Freedom of Information Act for information relating to the city's disaster plan for handling zombies. The city council spokesperson,Lynne Wyeth, admitted in a radio interview that this made her office, "laugh."
I assure you, Ms. Wyeth, that the shambling hordes of the hungry undead are no laughing matter. They are a real and dangerous threat. And your city is under more threat because of the draconian laws in your country regarding firearms ownership and even the possession of samurai swords -- two of the most effective anti-zombie tools available. Cricket bats and shovels are secondary tools at best.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)