The Question isn't "When is it Okay to kill a Zombie?"

The question is, "How do I kill them all most efficiently?"

Loyal readers, I'm sorry I've been gone so long. I've been busy working, taking classes, traveling, sharpening my weapons, etc. But I can see my absence has allowed a certain slack in the Zombie Awareness Community.

The Blog io9 has actually published an article entitled, "When is it okay to kill a Zombie?" You can access it right here: http://io9.com/5884288/when-is-it-okay-to-kill-a-zombie. Don't be taken in by these moral relativists: zombies are dangerous and must be exterminated as quickly and cleanly as possible. the only moral obligation you have is to determine that your target is, in fact, one of the animated undead. And believe me, I know from long experience, that is usually not hard to determine.

Do not waver in your purpose, friends.

Zombies & Politics 2

I'm pretty apolitical most of the time, but something about this just spoke true to me.

Politics & Zombies

Hypothetical: What if the President of the United States turned into a zombie?

You don't expect me to answer this, do you? I mean sure, I'm a pretty smart guy, but I'm smart enough to turn to the really big brains on the planet to answer serious questions like this.

I turn to Daniel Drezner, professor of International Politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University and author of the book Theories of International Politics and Zombies, who recently addressed this exact question on his blog hosted by the journal Foreign Policy.

You can access the blog article here.