Sunday, January 23, 2011

Found Footage: Desert Rendezvouz

I don't know how the cameraman managed to survive being in the middle of all these walkers, but they do look strangely static for the moment.

What are they waiting for?

Guns & Gardens episode 1

My new favorite YouTube Show!

Visit the Guns & Gardens website here!

Gear Pr0n

Here's a gear loadout any zombie hunter can be friggin' proud of.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Zombies: A Hunter's Guide; from Osprey Publishing

Osprey Publishing, renowned military history publishers out of Great Britain, recently produced a guide to zombie hunting. This volume identifies all major breeds of zombie, including undead animals, a rare and frequently overlooked zombie subset. It also includes an overview of anti-zombie equipment and tactics. Osprey is famous for gorgeous, full-color artwork that details the subject of each book. You can sample some of that art in this video from Osprey:

This book is an excellent addition to the literature because, despite their backwards view on gun control, there's been a lot of interesting work done on the zombie eradication issue in the United Kingdom. These guys know their stuff. So when I hear a new anti-zombie handbook is being released, I take notice.

You can order the book from Amazon here.

Osprey produced an excellent fake video to promote their book. "Fake?" you say. Yes, fake. I could tell early on because despite what Michael Jackson would have you believe, zombies don't dance. You'll see what I mean... And at the end, all the "zombies" are credited as Osprey employees. Unless that UK socialized medicine is even crappier than I've been led to believe, I doubt Osprey has a zombie workforce.

Here it is:

Friday, January 7, 2011


As if ammo for your M4gery isn't already expensive enough... Now you need to stockpile silver bullets!

And this is from Flint's favorite cable news network: Fox News!

Fortunately, I did a little research and it turns out that in the old legends you don't need silver to kill a werewolf. Anything will do. I suggest something that shoots fast.

Found Footage: Russian Incident

I'm not certain about what's going on here. This has all the hallmarks of a zombie attack. But it appears to be footage from a thermal camera. I don't understand why the zombies would show up as heatsources. It's a mystery.

A scary, scary mystery. I can only hope the aircraft that took this footage nuked the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Dead Rising Report: San Fransisco 2007

Bystander footage of zombie attacks in San Fransisco in 2007. I'm not certain how this was put down. It looks like the infection was spreading rapidly in the center of a major population center.