Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Austrian children have been living in fear of the Krampus, a strangely annual beast, for centuries. These shaggy beasts live in the Austrian Alps and coordinate with Santa Claus in order to punish -- even feast upon! -- those kids ending up on the infamous Naughty List.
Here's the legend:
But here's the really strange thing. Once a year, these intelligent beasts come down from their mountain fastness and parade through the streets in order to scare the beejeezus out of the local tykes and put them back in line!
Proof of the Krampus:
It looks like there are different varieties of Krampus. Or maybe this clan of Krampus simply do more body grooming:
What do you think? Shotguns with slugs for these?
But it still takes training to make the shotgun the ultimate weapon against revenants.
Fortunately, Magpul has addressed your shotgun training needs too.
So it pays to be prepared to use it correctly.
But if you're relying on your pistol to get out of a tight situation with the Hungry Undead, I advise you save the last round for yourself.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
There are two sets of Tactical Carbine DVDs, in which the instructors provide quality info about running your M4gery at peak efficiency.
I know, you think it won't really matter during Zombiggeddon how tacticool your movement, reload, and immediate action drills are. The Walkers aren't going to be doing coordinated movement. That's just half the picture. You need to be on your game in case "fellow" survivors decide the apocalypse means they can throw all the rules of civilization out the window. Not everyone is going to want to play nice with you, Zombie Hunter. That's who these drills are really for.
But you'll also find that proper movement speeds up the kills against the Shambling Hordes too. And really your warm-blooded speed is the most important asset you have against a steady tide of the Undead. Kill them all before they can get to you.
Friday, December 24, 2010
And Part 3
Keep it clean and wet, boys and girls!
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
This old and revered business, Rare Exports Inc., has been engaged in the grey market trade of shipping actual "Father Christmases" world-wide since 1739. Or... so they claim.
The first film appears to be a sales film, showing how Lapp hunters track and bring down a free range Father Christmas before training the beast to deal with children in an appropriate manner.
The second film, however, demonstrates the dangers of improper care and handling of the purchased Father Christmas.
Add one more dangerous, supernatural beast to your hunting list. And as an aside: What is going on in Scandinavia? Lately we've learned of trolls in Norway, and now "Father Christmas" cryptids running loose in Finland. What's next, dragons?
So, some T-shirts for your base layer, or for lounging around your bunker:
Major League Zombie Hunter T-Shirt, available from Zazzle along with an assortment of related designs.
Also cool is the new Doomsday Damsel licensed from Bawidamann by 7.62Designs
I'm sure she looks familiar to our regular readers. You can bet Flint and I already have our T-Shirts and proudly wear them as often as possible between washes.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Now, for some reason, these ladies are skeptical. But it bears a striking resemblance to other footage floating around the internet.
So, what are these things? Zombies? Maybe, but they look different to me. Aliens? I doubt it. Why would aliens cross vast interstellar distances to wander around our backwoods naked? Ghouls? More likely.
But whatever they are... I bet I can kill them with fire.