Sunday, March 29, 2009

Remington 870; 12 Gauge Shotgun

The Remington 870 is one of the most customizable shotguns on the market. It's an old reliable and will never let the dedicated zombie hunter down in any configuration. Enjoy a classic.


" It's like a chainsaw that spits bullets." -- Jesse "The Body" Ventura

7.62 mm bullets to be exact. This is the manpackable version of this area suppression weapon. With a cyclic rate in excess of 4000 rounds per minute, this is just the kind of tool you need for the point defense of your bunker. You might not be making 100% head shots, but it's sure to slow down the shambling hordes one way or another...

Hotties that must be saved on Z-Day: Stacey Keibler

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Hotties that simply must be saved on Z-Day: Kristen Bell

Ok. So Z-Day happens... The undead are shambling toward your grandmother and Kristen Bell. You have a choice, because you can save only one.

Duh? You save Kristen Bell! Once the zombies have all rotted away, the human race will need to survive.
So saving Kristen Bell is purely a survival of the species thing.

We'll have more babes worth saving in Zombiggeddon in future posts.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Want to see how fast Zombiggeddon can happen?

Gil Mudskipper is here, one more time!

Lots of people seem to have the misplaced impression that a zombie infection would be contained -- probably by government troops -- before it could possibly affect them. If there's one thing that decades of zombie movies have taught us, it's that this idea is foolish. Government fat cats will just hunker down in their Cold War bomb shelters surrounded by crack soldiers trained in special counter-zombie tactics and have their mad scientists conduct experiments on how to get zombies to pay taxes.

Here's a simulation on how a zombie infection would spread. It starts with ONE zombie, and soon spreads...

Flint likes this version of the simulator better, because it sometimes factors in "hunters." He likes zombie hunters.

Important Links

Gil Mudskipper, here again folks!

Read this article, print it out, commit it to memory, and post it on the cork board in your bunker.

Since we're just starting our personal Zombieggeddon Survival Guide, it would probably be helpful for you to go to this site and take their quiz. Flint and I did very well, of course. But I'm not telling you how well, because you might come looking to hang out with us on Z-Day, and you'd probably just drag down our chances at survival.

The KAC 5.56mm Light Machine Gun; "The Chainsaw"

Gil Mudskipper here. Flint Tinderwood and I have set up this blog, Awesome, to prepare the world for the coming Zombie Apocalypse, or as we like to call it -- Zombigeddon!

We've named our blog Awesome because, really, what's better than Awesome?

Well, maybe Super-Awesome, but let's just stick with Awesome because it would be a real pain in the butt to go back and rename this thing...

Anyway, here's an extremely handy little tool for thinning the hordes of undead brain-eaters who will be coming your way any day now: the Knight's Armament Company (KAC) Stoner Light Machine Gun chambered in 5.56mm and mounted in the innovative "chainsaw" configuration.
It also comes with a KAC sound suppressor. The undead may not care about their hearing anymore, but using this thing as it was intended will be worse for you than being front row at a German death metal concert.
Underslung is a 37mm "flare" projector. This is perfect for those night time encounters where you need to be able to see your targets.

The 200-round assault pack attached here is hard-shell. These are pretty lightweight, but they also come in fabric soft casing. These were developed during the recent unpleasentness in Iraq in response to concerns from soldiers that half-full hard-shell packs tended to rattle. That rattle may or may not be a problem against the rotting eardrums of the undead, but it could prove helpful if you have to go up against less-than-friendly human survivors who want to steal your stash of supplies.

It's conveniently sized for easy carrying and close quarters. Larger weapons and full-size GPMGs may carry more knockdown power, but they're so heavy, you might be tempted to leave them behind. This you'll carry with you for those inevitable trips downstairs into the dark basement that alwasy seem to come up during Zombiggeddon.