Showing posts with label Giant Spiders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Giant Spiders. Show all posts

Friday, April 22, 2011

Monsterquest: Giant Arachnids Part 4



The senses shattering conclusion to this expose of Giant Spiders lurking in our rain forests!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Monsterquest: Giant Arachnids Part 3



You know, usually I'll take a Red Devil vacuum and suck up spiders around my house and then bring them outside. Do you think the giant spiders will consider this behavior helpful and benevolent and leave me alone? Or do you think it will be viewed as a terrible torture for which I must be punished?


Maybe I should stock up on ammo belts for the SAW (those suckers are fast!) and invest in some Raid-filled gas grenades for the M32 launcher...

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Monsterquest: Giant Arachnids Part 2



There is something alien about spiders already: the eight legs, multiple eyes, venomous bite...


But the idea of enlarging them to the size of dogs -- or even bigger -- makes them even more frightening. Now you can see their chittering mandibles, the chitonous shell studded with coarse hair... You'll have to excuse me. I need to go make sure my .50 Beowulf rifle is cleaned and lubricated.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Monsterquest: Giant Arachnids Part 1



Those trees are shrouded in spider silk... There are reports out of Africa indicating that giant spiders are growing in number.

These creepy crawlers have lurked in the jungles and stalked the savannahs for centuries, little changed since prehistoric times. They are the size of large dogs, and pack enough venom to knock out a hippopotamus.