Sunday, March 15, 2009

The KAC 5.56mm Light Machine Gun; "The Chainsaw"

Gil Mudskipper here. Flint Tinderwood and I have set up this blog, Awesome, to prepare the world for the coming Zombie Apocalypse, or as we like to call it -- Zombigeddon!

We've named our blog Awesome because, really, what's better than Awesome?

Well, maybe Super-Awesome, but let's just stick with Awesome because it would be a real pain in the butt to go back and rename this thing...

Anyway, here's an extremely handy little tool for thinning the hordes of undead brain-eaters who will be coming your way any day now: the Knight's Armament Company (KAC) Stoner Light Machine Gun chambered in 5.56mm and mounted in the innovative "chainsaw" configuration.
It also comes with a KAC sound suppressor. The undead may not care about their hearing anymore, but using this thing as it was intended will be worse for you than being front row at a German death metal concert.
Underslung is a 37mm "flare" projector. This is perfect for those night time encounters where you need to be able to see your targets.

The 200-round assault pack attached here is hard-shell. These are pretty lightweight, but they also come in fabric soft casing. These were developed during the recent unpleasentness in Iraq in response to concerns from soldiers that half-full hard-shell packs tended to rattle. That rattle may or may not be a problem against the rotting eardrums of the undead, but it could prove helpful if you have to go up against less-than-friendly human survivors who want to steal your stash of supplies.

It's conveniently sized for easy carrying and close quarters. Larger weapons and full-size GPMGs may carry more knockdown power, but they're so heavy, you might be tempted to leave them behind. This you'll carry with you for those inevitable trips downstairs into the dark basement that alwasy seem to come up during Zombiggeddon.

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