Gil Mudskipper, here again folks!
Read this article, print it out, commit it to memory, and post it on the cork board in your bunker.
Since we're just starting our personal Zombieggeddon Survival Guide, it would probably be helpful for you to go to this site and take their quiz. Flint and I did very well, of course. But I'm not telling you how well, because you might come looking to hang out with us on Z-Day, and you'd probably just drag down our chances at survival.