The Question isn't "When is it Okay to kill a Zombie?"

The question is, "How do I kill them all most efficiently?"

Loyal readers, I'm sorry I've been gone so long. I've been busy working, taking classes, traveling, sharpening my weapons, etc. But I can see my absence has allowed a certain slack in the Zombie Awareness Community.

The Blog io9 has actually published an article entitled, "When is it okay to kill a Zombie?" You can access it right here: http://io9.com/5884288/when-is-it-okay-to-kill-a-zombie. Don't be taken in by these moral relativists: zombies are dangerous and must be exterminated as quickly and cleanly as possible. the only moral obligation you have is to determine that your target is, in fact, one of the animated undead. And believe me, I know from long experience, that is usually not hard to determine.

Do not waver in your purpose, friends.

Anti-Gear Pr0n: This Man Is NOT Prepared!

Face obscured to protect the innocent. While being able to turn common items into defnesive articles during zombiggeddon is a laudable skill, there is no doubt in my mind that this poor soul -- conditioned by the Air Force Way of War -- is woefully underprepared to face the undead hordes.

Zombie Survival Kit Week: Video Review 1

Hmmm... This man has obviously placed a lot of thought into his zombie survival kit. Unfortunately, his kit has a high degree of Fail associated with it.

He does okay in his choice of firearms (the ever popular M4 and Glock) and knives (a Kukri and a RAT). He's pretty smart to include binoculars. And, of course, he has water.

But he's critically short of vital supplies such as ammo and water. Now, you could argue that he's only showing a representative selection, but it doesn't appear he has provision for carrying much more ammo and water.

What about food? Why does he waste space with a Rubik's Cube? And an iPod??? Seriously? Oh, yeah, I'll be sure to plug into earbuds and waste one of my most important senses for situational awareness.

Still, he has some nice equipment, and we can learn a lot from looking at shortcomings.

A Guy's Guide to Zombies

This is pro-zombie propaganda. Don't believe it. Zombies are highly contagious and extremely dangerous. They are no longer human and, despite what some quislings would have you believe, they have no claim on human rights. They must be exterminated!

Burn and purge; purge and burn.