Okay, here's the thing.
I found this at one of my local outfitter's place and bought a package.
Bullet #2 says it's "beef jerky" but the product name is "zombie jerky." So I'm a little nervous.
Am I getting jerky made out of zombies, or maybe zombie cows? Sure, the package promises that its "for eating" and "delicious" but I caught a Charlton Heston marathon one Sunday and after Omega Man they showed Soylent Green, so now I'm leery.
I sent the package for testing to a buddy with a laboratory. I'm hoping it comes back okay to eat.
But in the meantime, I think I'll just stick with plain beef jerky I get at the local supermarket.